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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
If we take people as they are, we make worse. If we treat them as if they were what they ought to be, we help them to become what they are capable of becoming.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Life is like a chapter on a book, read it, learn from it, and move on!
"The greatest revenge is to accomplish what others say you cannot do."
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
"Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy."
Have you ever realized that no matter how you feel at any time, music always seems to know exactly how to explain everything and make it all better?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
He who loves a lot, enjoys the most.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
History is philosophy teaching by examples.
Why do some people always ask but never have to give...
If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Look at this series: f2, __, d8, c16, b32, ... What number should fill the blank?
He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of emperors.
I love u!! Its my birthright and i will express it. Born wild, live wild.
The road to success is always under construction.
I love hate...........................................................
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