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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| The truth about teen relationships: trust, let go, find your own thing, let him/her have their own thing, support, love, give, share. | | "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." A. A. Milne | | We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control. | | You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. | | If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man. | | Ready for next weekend Oscar? Joey, yes, in a minute. | | I want you much more today!!! | | Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Man never is, but always to be, blest. | | "Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!! | | To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. | | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown | | You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. | | To impress a girl first impress her friends. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | Love to live your life because i love to live my life with dear ones. | | Life is nothing withoutt friendship.. | | School is a place where your parents lock you up cause they they cant stand you. | | Everyday is a second chance. | | Whatever enlarges hope will also exalt courage. | | When you give money to the poor they call you angel, and when you ask for money they tell you to get a life. | | "Eighty percent of success is showing up." Woody Allen | | If you judge people, you have no time to love them. | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | “The road to success is always under construction” | | Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia | | Integrity means the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles. It is also the state of being whole and undivided: integrity stands for consistency of actions. | | If you want to feel free, the only way is to follow your dreams. | | If it was easy everybody would be doing it. | | Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God. | | Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind. Buddha. | | Of being honest and having strong moral principles. It is also the state of being whole and undivided: integrity. | | The diameter of each day is measured by the stretch of thought - not by the rising and setting of the sun. | | I love it when you hug me. It’s the best feelings in the world. | | Tell the truth and run. | | As the sun illuminates the moon and stars so let us illuminate each other. | | Open your heart. | | That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche | | My happiness is in equilibrium with my current supply of bananas. | | Look at this series: f2, __, d8, c16, b32, ... What number should fill the blank? | | Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God. |
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