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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt | | A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. | | At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way. | | I love dogs and cats! | | "God loves each of us as if there were only one of us." St. Augustine | | Thank you God for everything! | | A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. | | "Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts." | | Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. | | AWESOME DAY! Just try to wipe the smile off my face... go ahead! I dare ya! | | Enjoy every seconds of your life, but praise God every minutes of your life. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world. | | “The road to success is always under construction” | | One thing that is the key of success is not to stop what i do not know? | | Love is all i need? Well possibly so, but at my age more supportive undergarments come to mind as well as refurbished. | | People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves. | | "It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." (Eric Hoffer) | | In life love is only 1 time and in life death is also only 1 time......... | | Why do some people always ask but never have to give... | | A man is a dog´s best friend... | | Did I love my love because she loves me more than I am? | | I love it when you hug me. It’s the best feelings in the world. | | Good friends are those who give to others in need, bad friends are those who hate you to bring it up. | | Never let the world change your smile, but let your smile change the world. | | I wish I was better at telling people how I really think. | | Ready for next weekend Oscar? Joey, yes, in a minute. | | Relationship is not business, where u give only when u get it. But it, s a beautiful feeling for someone, where u like to give everything even if u get nothing... | | It hurt because it mattered. | | "Be yourself. There is something that you can do better than any other. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that." | | We are not born to be ruled; we are born to rule. So be the real ruler of the world. | | My love never have a voice... Because my silence is the biggest expression of my love... Baby! | | Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource. | | In my dream ur my life but in my life ur my dream!! | | "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." Helen Keller | | It is the you in you that makes you, the you, you are. | | If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. | | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | | Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night... | | Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? |
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