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I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up.
Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive.
The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me!
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor.
Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone...
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place.
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
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The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually meant something to someone...
Ready for next weekend Oscar? Joey, yes, in a minute.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
El cuerpo grita... Lo que la boca calla
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I believe that everything happens for a reason.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Give me wisdom and enlightens my heart!
Don´t smoke... Your life away...
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Life is short. Time is fast. No replay, No rewind. So enjoy every moment as it comes.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Your Patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good.
Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it and conquering it.
Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged." Hans Nouwens
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Friends are something that everybody needs, if you want to have you need to work.
Worrying works! 90% of the things i worry about never happen.
Real people roll, silently, quietly in the solitary.
Love is all i need? Well possibly so, but at my age more supportive undergarments come to mind as well as refurbished.
Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
AWESOME DAY! Just try to wipe the smile off my face... go ahead! I dare ya!
Music is my escape.
It is time to move on.
Si te equivocaste en algo es porque has hecho algo. Es mejor equivocarse que nunca haberlo intentado¡¡¡ vive la vida dia a dia como si fuera el ultimo se feliz¡¡¡ disfruta de las pequeñas cosas¡¡¡
The best thing in my life is you!
If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man.
I love you with all my heart, and forever.
The best thing in my life is u.
The road that never ends, always has something good for you.
You will find the answer that you need when you look for it.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
When people tell you that you have changed.. It’s because you stopped acting the way they want you to.
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