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I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up.
Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive.
The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me!
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor.
Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone...
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place.
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
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The truth about teen relationships: trust, let go, find your own thing, let him/her have their own thing, support, love, give, share.
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." A. A. Milne
We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man.
Ready for next weekend Oscar? Joey, yes, in a minute.
I want you much more today!!!
Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Man never is, but always to be, blest.
"Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!!
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good.
To impress a girl first impress her friends.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Love to live your life because i love to live my life with dear ones.
Life is nothing withoutt friendship..
School is a place where your parents lock you up cause they they cant stand you.
Everyday is a second chance.
Whatever enlarges hope will also exalt courage.
When you give money to the poor they call you angel, and when you ask for money they tell you to get a life.
"Eighty percent of success is showing up." Woody Allen
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor.
“The road to success is always under construction”
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
Integrity means the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles. It is also the state of being whole and undivided: integrity stands for consistency of actions.
If you want to feel free, the only way is to follow your dreams.
If it was easy everybody would be doing it.
Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God.
Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind. Buddha.
Of being honest and having strong moral principles. It is also the state of being whole and undivided: integrity.
The diameter of each day is measured by the stretch of thought - not by the rising and setting of the sun.
I love it when you hug me. It’s the best feelings in the world.
Tell the truth and run.
As the sun illuminates the moon and stars so let us illuminate each other.
Open your heart.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche
My happiness is in equilibrium with my current supply of bananas.
Look at this series: f2, __, d8, c16, b32, ... What number should fill the blank?
Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God.
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