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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves. | | Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. | | Life is short. Time is fast. No replay, No rewind. So enjoy every moment as it comes. | | Life is short but friendship is forever! | | A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | | The life is so short so spend it with love and humble. | | Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. | | When the going gets tough the tough gets going. | | "Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!! | | God must love stupid people. He made so many. | | "A man is measured by the size Of things that anger him." | | Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource. | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | | There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | | Toast to the wound that never heal... The more you touch.. The more you feel.... | | We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control. | | Short but nice lines: when nails are growing, we cut our nails, not fingers similarly when ego is rising, we should cut ego, not relations. | | "When odds are one in a million, be that one." | | Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein | | No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world. | | You will find the answer that you need when you look for it. | | Imperfection is beautiful. | | The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. | | I wish I was better at telling people how I really think. | | "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy | | Saying no is necessary. It is the path to your own liberation. | | A reputation for good judgment, for fair dealing, for truth, and for rectitude is itself a fortune. | | Enjoy every seconds of your life, but praise God every minutes of your life. | | I just want to be free. | | Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. | | If you stop every time a dog barks, your road never end. | | The more real you get, the more unreal the world gets. | | At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way. | | Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf. | | Love you! Honey. | | Life without a daily dream is not life at all. It is, at best, an excursion into boredom. | | Open your heart. | | "Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." William James | | Music is my soul food. Writing is translated the inspiration of my fantasy. | | Be exceedingly humble, for the hope of humankind is the worm. |
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