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I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up.
Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive.
The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me!
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor.
Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone...
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place.
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
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Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God.
Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it and conquering it.
My love is like a songs that start to end. But it is lovable and holy forever...
We live once, die once, the wedding is a time and love...
I do not know what is good in my life.
No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world.
The best one thing happiness in life is to love and be loved.
The short term pain of accepting a truth is much better than the long term pain of believing an illusion.
‎"Giving up is an option quitters use and you are not a quitter. Never give up!"
Even in the family dynamics there are the haves and have not.
Karma it gets you back when you least expect it to!
If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man.
AWESOME DAY! Just try to wipe the smile off my face... go ahead! I dare ya!
If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine.
I learned nothing in skool: ) I scream for ice cream.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
I send a kiss for you my dear, I love you!
Make your own lucky.
"We can still be friends. Is like saying "Hey, the dog died but we can keep it"
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
"Eighty percent of success is showing up." Woody Allen
"Wars are not won by evacuations." Winston Churchill
Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark.
The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
In my dream ur my life but in my life ur my dream!!
Dance as though no one is watching you - love as though you never been hurt before - sing as though no one can hear you - live as though heaven is on earth!
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
Trust is like paper once crushed... Never be perfect..
To impress a girl first impress her friends.
Si te equivocaste en algo es porque has hecho algo. Es mejor equivocarse que nunca haberlo intentado¡¡¡ vive la vida dia a dia como si fuera el ultimo se feliz¡¡¡ disfruta de las pequeñas cosas¡¡¡
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Worrying works! 90% of the things i worry about never happen.
Everything happens for a reason.
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time." (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
Open your heart.
Life without a daily dream is not life at all. It is, at best, an excursion into boredom.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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