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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing or in disbelieving, it consists in professing to believe what one does not believe. | | Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. | | There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith | | Segregation still exists, take a look at your family. | | Open your heart. | | "Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." William James | | Here we are................. 1+1=2 | | All goes around comes around. | | When mistake done do learn it and not to repeat. | | Love is all we need? Well possibly so, but at my age more supportive undergarments come to mind, as well as refurbished bladders. Well, that and collagen replacement. Speaking of minds, where the hec. | | The Lord will drench you with His showers, but he will dry you with His sun. | | Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia | | Fortunately, the second - to - last bug has just been fixed. | | “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” | | Oh sleep it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole. | | Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night... | | "Forever grateful is the man who lived a memorable life, for he carries to his grave an entire world." Rod Thompson | | I just want to be free. | | Be exceedingly humble, for the hope of humankind is the worm. | | I believe that everything happens for a reason. | | Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it and conquering it. | | I love my mom, dad and who else? My dog. | | Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God. | | Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one. | | True love is the love that exceeds the boundaries of your heart and spills onto your soul. | | Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the other, a matter of time. | | Friend is better than lover because friend could help you in every moment of life but love could never can do that. | | School is a place where your parents lock you up cause they they cant stand you. | | A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. | | "One who lives a dull live will never have a status update, so break the chain and live your life" Unknown author. | | Fall seven times, stand up eight. | | Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | I love everyone today and im really horny ladies, hustler 1eu. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." Mother Theresa | | I would do anything, give anything just to see you smile. Why? Because I love you :) | | At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way. | | Refugees are human beings! | | I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same although i smile and seem care free there is no one who misses you more than me...!!! |
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