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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. | | First dna showed every human being living on earth today comes from the one and the same woman. Then it revealed we all descend from the same man. So why are we not a family? | | Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. J. R. R. Tolkien. | | Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. | | I would do anything, give anything just to see you smile. Why? Because I love you :) | | Love is all i need? Well possibly so, but at my age more supportive undergarments come to mind as well as refurbished. | | "A friend is a gift you give yourself." Robert Louis Stevenson | | We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. | | Happy birthday for you my little friend! | | You are my lonely love, I love you so much... | | Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night... | | Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. | | Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to see them coming true! | | Decide that Joy is the hue you want your heart to be. Then start making the little and large choices that over time will paint your heart happy. | | Always pray God ours. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy | | Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. | | "The beauty of a girl cannot be mimicked, fabricated, or created by human means, it only occurs naturally." | | It hurt because it mattered. | | Love to live your life because i love to live my life with dear ones. | | You are stronger than you think. | | Hi good morrning............. Friends. | | Snow endures but for a season, and joy comes with the morning. | | If it was easy everybody would be doing it. | | Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. | | Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge | | Oh sleep it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole. | | Communication between two humans without body language and facial expression included, is only the apple without the core. | | That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche | | Being selfless is the greatest quality. | | Whatever enlarges hope will also exalt courage. | | A hand in a bush, is definately better then no bird at all.... | | Life is like a camera. Focus on what is important and you capture it perfectly. | | The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually meant something to someone... | | "Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!! | | Just hold on, we are going home. | | Praying for all the japanese to recover and manage the situation. |
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