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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| You are stronger than you think. | | "The beauty of a girl cannot be mimicked, fabricated, or created by human means, it only occurs naturally." | | I believe that everything happens for a reason. | | "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change" -- Michael jackson. | | Trust is like a paper once crushed it can never be perfect. | | "My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." Montaigne | | Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love. (Mother Teresa) | | Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one. | | The only way to predict the future is to invent it trust in ur caliber not hard work. | | A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. | | "A man is measured by the size Of things that anger him." | | There is one life, one chance, one dream... Success! | | “The road to success is always under construction” | | No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world. | | A man is a dog´s best friend... | | I intend to live forever. So far, so good. | | Don´t smoke... Your life away... | | A man in the house is worth two in the street. | | As the sun illuminates the moon and stars so let us illuminate each other. | | My happiness is in equilibrium with my current supply of bananas. | | An excuse is a lie you tell yourself and others because you fear to try... Bill weber... Leading the wise to wealth. | | A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. | | My love is like a songs that start to end. But it is lovable and holy forever... | | What the heart knows today the head will understand tomorrow. | | Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein | | He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. | | Imperfection is beautiful. | | "Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry for anger resteth in the bosom of fools." | | If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? | | "Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer. " | | Say it to my face, not through your status. | | The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. | | God must love stupid people. He made so many. | | "Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | | If you judge people, you have no time to love them. | | Never miss a chance to dance. | | I wish I was better at telling people how I really think. | | Your the meaning of my life...... | | Pretend all u want i know every bad thing u said about me behind my back &call ur self my friend. | | A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. |
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