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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt | | The road that never ends, always has something good for you. | | Look at u little brother and i want share this to my friends about your little thing... Ha ha ha. | | Be happy and smile. | | No one chooses to be a refugee. | | Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind. Buddha. | | "A friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same." | | Science reveals: those who do good to others are happier than those who do good to themselves at the end of the day! | | Sadness is but a wall between two gardens. Khalil gibran | | I love my mom, dad and who else? My dog. | | We accept the love we think we deserve. | | Trust is like paper once crushed... Never be perfect.. | | "The love we give away is the only love we keep." Elbert Hubbard | | The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. | | A hand in a bush, is definately better then no bird at all.... | | Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God. | | You are stronger than you think. | | You never know how much you have until it is gone. | | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | | El cuerpo grita... Lo que la boca calla | | Today, call someone you like. One day those who can receive a phone call is you. | | Smile, the simplest language even a baby can understand.. | | Your Patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. | | Look at this series: f2, __, d8, c16, b32, ... What number should fill the blank? | | Don´t smoke... Your life away... | | Ready for next weekend Oscar? Joey, yes, in a minute. | | Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. | | What wisdom can find that is greater than kindness. | | Friendship is greater than love, love is timepass game but friendship is a lifetime attention... | | Love you! | | Integrity means the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles. It is also the state of being whole and undivided: integrity stands for consistency of actions. | | The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. Jim rohn | | Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. | | Thank you God for everything. | | In God we trust; all others must pay cash. | | Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. | | We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. | | Being selfless is the greatest quality. | | We argue & fight, but i never want to lose you... | | If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine. |
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