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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| Science reveals: those who do good to others are happier than those who do good to themselves at the end of the day! | | You just keep pushing. You just keep pushing. I made every mistake that could be made. But i just kept pushing. R. Descartes. | | Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. | | Music is my soul food. Writing is translated the inspiration of my fantasy. | | Being selfless is the greatest quality. | | Hardening of the heart ages people more quickly than hardening of the arteries. | | Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. | | Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | | Here we are................. 1+1=2 | | Woke up this morning with air in their lungs, a beat in their heart, and their best friend in the whole world lying next to their. Life is as it should be. | | "A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails." Donna Roberts | | If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | A reputation for good judgment, for fair dealing, for truth, and for rectitude is itself a fortune. | | "Be yourself. There is something that you can do better than any other. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that." | | Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. | | Trust is like a paper once crushed it can never be perfect. | | I do not know what is good in my life. | | Si te equivocaste en algo es porque has hecho algo. Es mejor equivocarse que nunca haberlo intentado¡¡¡ vive la vida dia a dia como si fuera el ultimo se feliz¡¡¡ disfruta de las pequeñas cosas¡¡¡ | | Always pray God ours. | | AWESOME DAY! Just try to wipe the smile off my face... go ahead! I dare ya! | | Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson | | "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." Vincent Van Gogh | | If you will see my pain you will never leave me alone. | | Toast to the wound that never heal... The more you touch.. The more you feel.... | | Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love. (Mother Teresa) | | "A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time." (Oliver Wendell Holmes) | | "The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going." | | A true love never has a voice... Because silence is the biggest expression of love. | | I have never met a person who does not suffer from post traumatic stress. | | "The road to success is always under construction." | | "Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow." | | I want have someone who stands up for me no metter who it us against... | | The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience. | | The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them. | | Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. | | "Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." Leonard da Vinci | | Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself. | | "When the world says, "Give up." Hope whispers, "Try it one more time." |
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