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I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up.
Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive.
The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me!
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor.
Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone...
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place.
I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy...
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke.
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People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves.
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Life is short. Time is fast. No replay, No rewind. So enjoy every moment as it comes.
Life is short but friendship is forever!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
The life is so short so spend it with love and humble.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
When the going gets tough the tough gets going.
"Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!!
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
"A man is measured by the size Of things that anger him."
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Toast to the wound that never heal... The more you touch.. The more you feel....
We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.
Short but nice lines: when nails are growing, we cut our nails, not fingers similarly when ego is rising, we should cut ego, not relations.
"When odds are one in a million, be that one."
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein
No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world.
You will find the answer that you need when you look for it.
Imperfection is beautiful.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I wish I was better at telling people how I really think.
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
Saying no is necessary. It is the path to your own liberation.
A reputation for good judgment, for fair dealing, for truth, and for rectitude is itself a fortune.
Enjoy every seconds of your life, but praise God every minutes of your life.
I just want to be free.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If you stop every time a dog barks, your road never end.
The more real you get, the more unreal the world gets.
At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way.
Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf.
Love you! Honey.
Life without a daily dream is not life at all. It is, at best, an excursion into boredom.
Open your heart.
"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." William James
Music is my soul food. Writing is translated the inspiration of my fantasy.
Be exceedingly humble, for the hope of humankind is the worm.
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