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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| I feel in love with my high school sweetheart (again) now what? | | Give me wisdom and enlightens my heart! | | Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it and conquering it. | | "Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful." Brian Tracy | | The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. | | "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." Mother Theresa | | The best thing in my life is u. | | We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. | | We are not born to be ruled; we are born to rule. So be the real ruler of the world. | | Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf. | | Life is like a chapter on a book, read it, learn from it, and move on! | | No man is an island... | | We do not understand the meaning of prophetic imagination unless we see the connection between the religion of static triumphalism and the politics of oppression and exploitation. | | That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche | | Love is blind... | | A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | | Everyday is a blank canvas. If you will it so, it can be your master-peace. The choice is up to you. | | What the heart knows today, the head will understand tomorrow. | | Money can run out, but talent is forever. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia | | There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith | | Peace begins with a smile. | | You will find the answer that you need when you look for it. | | What wisdom can find that is greater than kindness. | | I am not young enough to know everything. | | "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." Lao Tzu | | Relationship is not business, where u give only when u get it. But it, s a beautiful feeling for someone, where u like to give everything even if u get nothing... | | I have never met a person who does not suffer from post traumatic stress. | | "The man who has done his level best... is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure." B.C. Forbes | | You should forget fall in love - i would rather fall in chocolate! | | "In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged." Hans Nouwens | | A man in the house is worth two in the street. | | "The course of true love never did run smooth." William Shakespeare | | The life is so short so spend it with love and humble. | | Decide that Joy is the hue you want your heart to be. Then start making the little and large choices that over time will paint your heart happy. | | "Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | | Worrying works! 90% of the things i worry about never happen. | | Life is just like a train.. It left when time comes. | | You never know how much you have until it is gone. |
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