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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| A true love lasts forever. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | "The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen" | | If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. | | Hardening of the heart ages people more quickly than hardening of the arteries. | | I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. | | Love to live your life because i love to live my life with dear ones. | | El cuerpo grita... Lo que la boca calla | | Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. | | The road to success is always under construction. | | Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Man never is, but always to be, blest. | | "Guess what" "What' ------------ "Can I go to the restroom " "I guess? " " Nooooo'!!! | | The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. | | There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | | Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge | | A friend of mine asked yesterday when I am going to start acting again! I told her I would think about it. To be honest I do have my reservations, the last time I played a Doctor It was that bad that someone shouted “Is there an apple in the house”! | | Music is my soul food. Writing is translated the inspiration of my fantasy. | | Good friends are those who give to others in need, bad friends are those who hate you to bring it up. | | Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. | | The best thing in my life is you! | | A hand in a bush, is definately better then no bird at all.... | | Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night... | | The first step towards love is someone you can rely on. | | It is the you in you that makes you, the you, you are. | | True love never end so I will never let you go far from my heart. | | Don´t smoke... Your life away... | | Give me wisdom and enlightens my heart! | | This time last year I was a completely different person than I am now. | | These investigations have revealed that what makes experience genuinely satisfying is a state of consciousness called flow - a state of concentration so focused that it amounts to absolute absorption. | | Toast to the wound that never heal... The more you touch.. The more you feel.... | | Fortunately, the second - to - last bug has just been fixed. | | Money can run out, but talent is forever. | | The road that never ends, always has something good for you. | | Everyday is a second chance. | | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. | | Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. J. R. R. Tolkien. | | Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. | | I intend to live forever. So far, so good. |
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