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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| Friend is better than lover because friend could help you in every moment of life but love could never can do that. | | Pretend all u want i know every bad thing u said about me behind my back &call ur self my friend. | | Have you ever realized that no matter how you feel at any time, music always seems to know exactly how to explain everything and make it all better? | | Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. | | “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” | | If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. | | "Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow." | | Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Man never is, but always to be, blest. | | Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. | | If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine. | | Thank you God for everything. | | Fortunately, the second - to - last bug has just been fixed. | | When mistake done do learn it and not to repeat. | | I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same although i smile and seem care free there is no one who misses you more than me...!!! | | In my dream ur my life but in my life ur my dream!! | | Open your heart. | | "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." Lao Tzu | | We all humen are lovable......... | | Si te equivocaste en algo es porque has hecho algo. Es mejor equivocarse que nunca haberlo intentado¡¡¡ vive la vida dia a dia como si fuera el ultimo se feliz¡¡¡ disfruta de las pequeñas cosas¡¡¡ | | You will find the answer that you need when you look for it. | | Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks. | | Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. | | Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. | | Thank you God for everything! | | Love is something which binds us to care for someone. | | I like apple, lemon, orange and other fruits. | | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | | People live forward but think backward. | | There is one life, one chance, one dream.... Success! | | After women, flower are the most lovely thing God has given the world. | | The wonder in wonderful things... Lies not in things... But the joyful.. Floating mind which is thrilled with it. | | This time last year I was a completely different person than I am now. | | Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge | | "There is no room my heart for shame" - Warf. | | Dance as though no one is watching you - love as though you never been hurt before - sing as though no one can hear you - live as though heaven is on earth! | | Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein | | Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. | | Not deleting a single message, cuz when you are not there I read those messages again and again. |
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