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Humor Quotes
| I want more friends, more friends to go out to play to laugh and be happy. | | Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. | | Its funny how takers always take, and givers will always give, but neither wants you to bring it up. | | Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart! | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. | | A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself: to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being alive. | | The best thing in my life is you! Live, love, laugh with me! | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | If you want someone to laugh at your jokes, tell him he has a sense of humor. | | Laugh and the world laugh with you.. Cry.. And you cry alone... | | A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. | | Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes there place. | | I want more friends, more friends to go out, to play, to laugh and be happy... | | He who laughs last probably does not get the joke. |
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| Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God. | | Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it and conquering it. | | My love is like a songs that start to end. But it is lovable and holy forever... | | We live once, die once, the wedding is a time and love... | | I do not know what is good in my life. | | No life is greater than only equal too. Everyone has the opportunity to become great, to explore their potential, to gain a spot in this world. | | The best one thing happiness in life is to love and be loved. | | The short term pain of accepting a truth is much better than the long term pain of believing an illusion. | | "Giving up is an option quitters use and you are not a quitter. Never give up!" | | Even in the family dynamics there are the haves and have not. | | Karma it gets you back when you least expect it to! | | If god watches over his flock by night, it means he is a dirty old man. | | AWESOME DAY! Just try to wipe the smile off my face... go ahead! I dare ya! | | If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine. | | I learned nothing in skool: ) I scream for ice cream. | | If you judge people, you have no time to love them. | | I send a kiss for you my dear, I love you! | | Make your own lucky. | | "We can still be friends. Is like saying "Hey, the dog died but we can keep it" | | Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? | | "Eighty percent of success is showing up." Woody Allen | | "Wars are not won by evacuations." Winston Churchill | | Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark. | | The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience. | | In my dream ur my life but in my life ur my dream!! | | Dance as though no one is watching you - love as though you never been hurt before - sing as though no one can hear you - live as though heaven is on earth! | | Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. | | I intend to live forever. So far, so good. | | "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." | | Trust is like paper once crushed... Never be perfect.. | | To impress a girl first impress her friends. | | Si te equivocaste en algo es porque has hecho algo. Es mejor equivocarse que nunca haberlo intentado¡¡¡ vive la vida dia a dia como si fuera el ultimo se feliz¡¡¡ disfruta de las pequeñas cosas¡¡¡ | | I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. | | Worrying works! 90% of the things i worry about never happen. | | Everything happens for a reason. | | "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy | | "A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time." (Oliver Wendell Holmes) | | Open your heart. | | Life without a daily dream is not life at all. It is, at best, an excursion into boredom. | | If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. |
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